1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Chilling in a hot tub before breakfast image.jpg
     
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  2. alex_duro

    alex_duro Sex Lover

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    Amazing! Good for you, I bet you have a big collection
     
  3. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Having coffee with the birds, imagining Dee doing the same in an hour or two
     
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      I'm right behind ya, Shy!
       
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    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    I fucking hate the dentist!

    thinskin
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    2 bags sand + 4 bags soil = Home Depot
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Going to the Home Depot next town over because the one by me ran out of lawn sprinklers again
     
  7. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Worked, last board meeting before September for this org, ate, did the dishes, got the lawn mowed and trimmed before the rain comes, met the new neighbour, thinking about heading out to the tubby.

    Geez today was busy!
     
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      No carrots. No vegetables. Pure subzilla.
       
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  8. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I was just accepted as a member of "Illinois Debauchery".
    I'm going down and taking you pervs with me.
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      :eek::eek::eek:
       
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      I won’t mention the memory this evokes.
       
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      Bozo The Clown?
       
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      I repeat with Dee said:

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      T'was a joke.
      Some of you people wouldn't survive a day in my head. :D
       
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  9. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Went to Walmart to buy some Fruit of the Looms or Hanes underwear, the shelves were almost empty, just small, a few mediums and fucking tons of XXXLs. Went to Target, same thing, WTF?

    Is there a underwear shortage?
     
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      More the size of my gut.
       
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      At least you're honest, man.
       
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      My comment didn't register. I bought all new underwear and socks from Amazon. Time to clear the top drawer and start over again :)

      They arrived today.
       
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      Your binge buying skivvies caused a shortage in Tennessee???
       
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      No, I didn't stockpile - just enough to make it until all my other stuff needs washing.
       
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    Sold some more earrings yesterday so I’m making more. Wedding season is my second busiest time of year. I know the point is to sell my jewelry, but by the time I’ve designed them, made them, photographed them and listed them, I get really attached. So when I sell them I’m kind of sad lol.

    Bur the money helps to soften the blow :joyful:
     
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    Weeell, its about that time
     
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    Tugging and rubbing
     
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    Tired of waiting up for the adult child to come home
     
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    Drunk and still trying to find info on my old unit on the net....seems it never existed...
     
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  17. sexysjhymers

    sexysjhymers The bad bunny from Denton Holme! Banned!

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    sitting in Cornerstones, my local cafe and online while drinking a damn fine cup of coffee!
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Going to dig a hole, man it wasnt supposed to be this hot
     
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    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Having my morning coffee while I catch up on all of the forum shenanigans.
     
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  20. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Fixin to go to Home Depot for some landscape bark. Aaarf, Aaarf!
     
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      Garden Center, isle 58, pallets in the back, brown is becoming scarce...at least in Jersey
       
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