A screen showing the "Wedo-Redo" app

"Welcome to Wedo-Redo, an omnitech product" the text on the screen said.

"Tired of your job? paying down your mortgages? Or maybe something beyond human limitations? Look no further than Wedo-Redo!"

"How does it work? It's simple! Make wishes and one of customer support employees will do their best to adjust to adjust your reality to fit your wishes! How much does this cost, you ask? Not a dime! Our profit comes from making the world a better place!"

"Adjusting reality to our customer's desires is no easy feat. Communication and iteration is key! To ensure satisfied customers, you don't just get a single wish that can't be undone. As the name says: Wedo-Redo! If you haven't gotten results that you enjoy within 24 hours of your first wish, you can undo all wishes and go back to square one!"

"What to expect: Once a wish has been made, depending on the scope of the wish, it will take a few minutes or even hours to process. Once it's been actualized it might take you a while to notice the changes! The first wish is usually easy to notice, but additional iterations tends to be harder to recall! This is rarely a problem for most customers and we will contact you at the end of the 24 hour period to ask for affirmation that you're happy with the reality you've tailored."

"Communication is easy: Just press the "Wish now!" button and you will be put in contact with one of our eager to please Wedo-Redo technicians! By pushing that button, you accept that Wedo-Redo's End User Agreement (link here*) and that we use our proprietary universe analysis technology that gives our technicians useful information about your reality, your state of mind, interests and physical health during the wishing period! This information will not be resold to third parties and will be stored in our archives for no longer than a week!

* "Warning: We do not recommend seeking excessive emotional peaks during the active wish period, as this might reset the lucidity recovery process. Also, repeated climaxes and lack of lucidity may cause accidental alterations and corruptions of your original timeline. Wedo-Redo cannot be held responsible for such avoidable incidents-"

Our protagonist reads the first line of the End User Agreement before instincts kick in and they scroll to the bottom and press the Agree button. They look up and ponder for a second if this is worth the potential malware cleanup to try it out or not.